This is unexpected. Did I accidentally post one of those things?
Okay, as far as J goes, I know a lot of people who are really nice or witty or interesting, like my best friend’s boyfriend and a girl in my Anthropology class, but instead, I’m going to talk about this kid Johnny. I don’t like him. He’s condescending and a jack-ass and he literally wears fedoras and he reminds me of a more annoying version of the Comic Book Guy on the Simpsons. I feel bad, because I can normally find redeeming qualities in people, but he’s not revealed any to me.
I know some wonderful Ks. KC is my best friend at college and she’s very funny and smart and loves other people so much, sometimes more than she should. Katie is one of my best friends and one of the nicest people that’ve walked the earth. You should all have a friend like her.
My brother’s name is Clark. He’s very smart and really mean in sort of a funny way. We get along alright. He wears tweed and drinks PBR’s and smokes Marlboros and is basically the kind of guy most girls I know want to date, which is weird for me since I still think of him as the kid in Scooby Doo pajamas that ate my Lunchables.